Promotion Announcement: Vince Colasanti
Colasanti Named Sr. Vice President of Halloween Dress Code Enforcement
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Lebanon, NH/Berlin, VT: Twin State Inspections, LLC a leading provider of home and property inspections, announces the promotion of Vincent Colasanti, one of Twin State Inspections, LLC’s Inspectors, to Senior Vice President of Halloween Dress Code Enforcement.
Vince brings true enthusiasm for Halloween to his position. Although his supervisor requires him to wear professional (and non-electrically conductive) attire to all of his home and property inspections, Vince may be seen during his off hours wearing this obviously photoshopped costume shown below.
When reached for comment from his Boca Raton condominium, Colasanti looked up briefly from his Ayn Rand novel and declared, “As your new king, I hereforth decree-th that the uniform mandates previously outlined by Lord Shriver are no longer applicable. Shriver shall be sent to the pillory for at least a fortnight on the Dartmouth College Green as punishment for these tyrannical uniform and PPE edicts. Please bring forth your most rotten fruit and vegetables.” He then lowered his sunglasses, returned to his book, and took a sip from his shirley temple cocktail.
Shriver had no comment to make at press time and was last seen seeking shelter near Franconia Notch.
For more information about Vince or our other more normally dressed home and property inspectors, check out this link: About us
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Although we do like to have fun, we do take your Home and Property Inspections seriously.
Contact us at (603) 643-INSPECT or (802) 342-INSPECT to schedule a home inspection, radon testing, or well water testing today!
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Credit for costume images above – reddit.com/user/eddieh27
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